Ambrose W. Delastauros

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Sparsely educated but highly motivated self-starter! Not a soul could work harder. (Hard knocks is my alma mater).

Biography

I am a 24 year-old man. I am 5'10" and 165 lbs. I can run really fast and jump high as well. I like to dress like a 30 year-old mid-Atlantic American man from 2010 who probably has a degree in economics and who works as a consultant for a construction company. I have a booming and deep radio-voice and my personality is similar to a Labrador who is well trained, but probably was hit with a rake too manty times by the previous family that owned him.

Previous experience, degrees, and qualifications

𝐄𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞
-Getting knocked down hard (then getting back up)
-Web Systems Administration
-Data Center Engineering
-Data Center Technician Work
𝑬𝒅𝒖𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏
-Hard Knocks University 𝖆𝖌𝖓𝖆 𝕯𝖎 𝖘𝖚𝖒𝖒𝖆 𝖈𝖚𝖒 𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖊𝖘
2003 - Present

-Joy, a joyfully realistic outlook on my life and the potentiality for good in others and myself. (As well as the corresponding enthusiasm for excellence that comes with joy!)

-776 WPM Reading Comprehension Speed

I have varying amounts of knowledge, and corresponding understanding from levels of cursory to expert across a vast range of topics and disciplines. I have always been that kid that wouldn't stop asking questions. My favorite questions or interrogative statements were ones that started or ended with "why?"

In the Baptist preschool that I attended, during one of the first days of the school year, we were told that God created everything. In the subsequent moment of silent-awe that followed, I then asked my teacher, Ms. Nancy "who created God?" I kid you not, she literally then began to look extremely uncomfortable and said "umm... some people say God came from a bean[?]" (She stated this in a tone which was that of a question — hence, the question mark I added)

"Your critical thinking is on another level... and there are few equals"
-One of my best friends
(Coming from him, this is not as biased of an assessment as it might seem (he is a a true aspiring Polymath, an honest and loving man, (and fiercely competitive))).

Interests and hobbies

CharaChorder (super excited about that device showing up, like soooo extremely excited), Jazz Guitar, Spanish, Goodness, Beauty, Truth, Linguistics, Thought, Genetics, Chopping wood, OOP, C, ML, BASH, Ansible, Audiobook narration, Billiards, Etiquette, Graphology, ASD, ADD, BPD, BSD, (Also FreeBSD, but I haven't tried that OS yet), humor!, laughter, Love, Linux, Algorithms, Active learning, The Trivium, Speed Cubing, Cubits, SonarQube, Natural Bodybuilding, Classical Guitar, Hermeneutics, Regular Expressions, Cybercrime, Typography, Symbology, History, Database Technologies
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All joking aside, I love knowledge; I love the Lord Jesus Christ, and I love to write and create.

How I'd describe my personality in two sentences

"Down below on the wreck of the ship are a stronghold of pleasures I couldn't regret. But the baggage is swallowed up by the tide, as Orpheus [Jesus] keeps to his promise and stays by my side."

- David Sylvian

How I'd describe my approach to my work

I like to come up with an idea that I love, bring it forth for scrutiny before my own eyes and ideally with a second and trusted pair of them (such as my wife's cute pitch-black ones), work it out with him or her humbly and wisely, and then give the idea detailed form and polish.

There is honor in toil, and a job well-done (even with medium rarity). Sometimes, even delivering an airtight finished-product on a topic or pursuit that I am not thrilled about is satisfaction enough for me. Either way, it is wrong to be apathetic about matters of import like honing my greatest and most enduringly enjoyable skill!

Why should you choose me for your project

Because I will listen to you. I will tell you things you need to hear. And in listening to you, when instructions are given, or criticism is offered, I will try my best to accommodate you or your team's vision.

Furthermore, I will admit my thoughts if I don't understand you at a given time or if I don't agree with you. I will do so tactfully at the very least. In disputes, I will try my best to be human and not have to resort to using the 𝘳𝘶𝘭𝘦𝘴 of 'war' against you in terms of litigation (this is not meant to say that I would take you or anyone to court, I am not that kind of person (and furthermore, it seems that TUW has solid protections against such tom-foolery based on the compulsory obligations that I agreed to))

I will also resist the urge to engage in the 'art of war' with you in negotiation or conflict.

I am happy to work honestly, and cordially, as professionals do. Respect given is respect gained. I will not tolerate lying or manipulation, and I will strive to issue you none of such improprieties.

"Not to oppress, nor to be oppressed, but to serve"

-Thomas J. Snee (in giving the Snee family motto)

I am not always easy to work with, but I am prompt and honest in my communication, and will zealously strive, from the onset, to understand as many details as possible about the task, in order to minimize extraneous correspondence as well as undesirable lapses or other related pollutions of communication such as misinterpretation.

I am looking forward to talking to you!

- Ambrose (Ambrose W. Delastauros)

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