Ness Abadeer

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Biography

"I think you guys are going to have to come up with a lot of wonderful new lies, or people just aren't going to want to go on living." - Kurt Vonnegut

I'm Ness Abadeer and I've been writing for years. I like to write semi-satirical sci-fi romances inspired by 2010s cartoons, quirky movies, and black comedy books.

I spend an awful lot of time researching secrets in video games, the history of magick, and the tropes of different forms of media, but I'm capable of finding just about anything interesting. I could probably catch myself reading a Wikipedia article about gravel. I like to believe that life is all about experience - whether it's direct or by proxy.

Sometimes I like to imagine the cars I see on the road as giant animals, especially bugs, as I listen to classic rock. As of the day I wrote this bio, I noticed that a car in front of mine on the road almost looked like Carolyn Jones in The Addams Family.

Hopefully you don't mind that my favorite book is The Catcher in the Rye. Believe me, I wouldn't want to be in a room with Holden Caulfield for more than half an hour.

My favorite tarot card may be The Hermit, but for my customers, I can be The Magician any day of the week.

Science & Technology, Non-Fiction, Biography & Memoir, History, Humor & Entertainment, Religion & Spirituality, Self Help, LGBTQ+, Comedy

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"As Above, So Below"

Whatever creed you came from most likely begins with a story explaining the origin of the Earth. Christianity tells of God’s seven days of creation. Greek myths discuss the formation of gods from primordial nebulae. Some stories are more Earth-centric, and others tend to draw more influence from the stars. Science favors the latter. Perhaps you grew up without faith and fell in love with the stories you learned in middle school. Regardless of Earth’s importance in the face of the universe, scientific explanation shows that Earth and its neighboring planets formed from the gravitation of s...

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