Dirk Tiberius Whitestock
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Headline
I've been writing professionally for 25 years, and unprofessionally since 2nd grade.
Biography
I've known I was a writer since the 2nd grade, though it took me a damn sight longer to make a living at it. I've written novels, short stories, screenplays, TV scripts, cartoons, comedy sketches and just about everything else. I spent 20-plus years as a TV writer/producer and am exploring making the transition into writing for video games, which is the ultimate apotheosis of all the campfire storytelling and heroic epics people have been using to entertain, inform and instruct each other since we learned how to make and control fire.
Previous experience, degrees, and qualifications
I've been a writer, television producer, content creator and author for over 25 years.
Interests and hobbies
I'm an avid reader, comic book nerd, cinema geek, once-upon-a-time comedy performer, big-time dog person, proud papa and more.
How I'd describe my personality in two sentences
I think therefore I am. I drank before I swam.
How I'd describe my approach to my work
I tend to need to let an idea simmer for a minute or two before I can sit down and go after it. Once I'm typing away, I tend to churn things out fairly quickly, and the pace of my editing often depends on whether I've got solid helpful feedback or am trying to wing it on my own.
Why should you choose me for your project
I'm just a damn good writer with a great vocabulary who can make all sorts of ideas sing.
Fiction, Biography & Memoir, Humor & Entertainment, Historical Fiction, Urban Fantasy, Science Fiction, Horror, Thriller & Suspense, Comedy
Content snippets
Soundweaver Chapter 7: Gaud Only Knows
Gaud spat on the floor near his side of the bed, and there was blood in it. "Whattaya think? I'm no idiot. With my ten gone, we're all that's left to keep the Unknown from sweeping in and overwhelming this entire realm. You think I'd let ten great warriors die and then turn traitorous coward? No way. No way in Hell." Rhianna breathed deep, nodded. "I'm sorry. I shouldn't have doubted you. It's just...things have never been this bleak, and you never know what someone might do when faced with losing everything." Gaud sat up from his pile of pillows, letting the furs fall away to show both f...
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